Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Dear Utah Winter,
You suck. The groundhog saw his shadow. We did our obligatory six more weeks of winter. Enough already. The first of day of spring has come and gone. Just as you should.
In case you're a little out of touch, April starts tomorrow. What better reason do you need to cut it out already? Most of the country has its act together. Now shape up.
Someone who has been stuck inside a tiny apartment with two rowdy boys and is completely out of indoor activity ideas and hates being cold in general
Dear International Astronomical Union (or who ever is in "charge" of the planets),
I just finished a project with my son about the solar system, and we decided to leave Pluto in. Yes, that's right. We decided to go against new thinking that Pluto is not a planet, but a micro-planet. Have you stopped to consider the implications (gasp!)? Are dwarves, and other "micro" people no longer people?
Honestly, I think your time would be better spent renaming Uranus.
A mom who hasn't told her kids that there are only 8 planets
Dear, dear box of Dove Tiramisu Dark Chocolate Promises,
First, I would just like to thank you for being indescribably delicious.
I think it's very cute that your wrappers have little sayings in them. "Be fearless." "Send a love letter this week."
But I think it would be more appropriate if I unwrapped a piece only to find, "If you don't stop eating this chocolate NOW, you'll hate yourself tomorrow."
A girl who needs a push in the right direction